How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

[loki]

Originally Posted by webjunkie

What's weird is that my cat's name is Loki.... hmmmmmm and apparently there's a 93% chance he's plotting to kill me.

sorry bout that, I'll try and get him in control but he's a head strong cat

[webjunkie]

Originally Posted by loki

sorry bout that, I'll try and get him in control but he's a head strong cat

Very true. Recently he's taken to laying in wait inside the clothes hamper.

[loki]

Originally Posted by webjunkie

Very true. Recently he's taken to laying in wait inside the clothes hamper.

or perhaps I am your cat......

[webjunkie]

Originally Posted by loki

or perhaps I am your cat......

Now that's a thought that's going to fester

Oh well, bourbon will fix that problem

[loki]

Originally Posted by webjunkie

Now that's a thought that's going to fester

Oh well, bourbon will fix that problem

yes.....drink well my friend...makes it easier to sneek up on you....

[webjunkie]

Originally Posted by loki

yes.....drink well my friend...makes it easier to sneek up on you....

Now you're just making me into a paranoid drunk

Not like I needed the help

[loki]

Originally Posted by webjunkie

Now you're just making me into a paranoid drunk

Not like I needed the help

make sure you check behind the blinds tonight before you got to bed