Speaking of snipe hunts

I spent many a year in my younger days working in restaurants.

Some of the normals where

Run up to the bar and get me the Celery De-Stringer

Or the ever famous Bacon Stretcher.

We used to send people looking for unsalted salt too........funny then, now they have it

[Opusfxd]

Went to return a dishwasher hose because it was too short, the guy behind the counter asked if I wanted to return it. I said, "only if you don't have a hose stretcher". He replied, "so you don't want to return this?"