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Old 10-30-2009, 11:54 AM   #1
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Wafflers.

The best coffeebean (in the world) was mixed in with three metric tons of Ethiopian Aricha micro lot #27, 2009. I guess the rookies who posted above never tried that bean or they would have said the same thing. Too bad for them. I think I have the last three pounds in the world. If there still IS a pound for sale you'd have to ask the guy at www.unclebeanz.com. If www.unclebeanz.com doesn't have any left and your uncle was some kind of superb, premium human being (and you had a history of being a good cigar/pipe person with, like more than 50 posts) I'd probably roast him 8 ounces from what I have left but, seriously, he'd need to be one of the all-time great uncles. Perhaps you could make a convincing ultimate-uncle argument and sway me but I dunno. Your uncle would have to be equal-to-or-better-than my Uncle Ben.

After that there are a lot of beans tied for 2nd Best Bean in the World. If price = love, visit www.smithfarms.com or consider the Kona, Blue Mountain or Misty Valley here.

Seriously - those guys up above wouldn't know the best beans in the world if they jumped into their coffeecups and screamed, "We are the best beans in the world! Drink us! Drink us!!" They are good people and they are generous to a fault but they are just not up to date on top coffee. You know - like I am.
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Wafflers.

The best coffeebean (in the world) was mixed in with three metric tons of Ethiopian Aricha micro lot #27, 2009. I guess the rookies who posted above never tried that bean or they would have said the same thing. Too bad for them. I think I have the last three pounds in the world. If there still IS a pound for sale you'd have to ask the guy at www.unclebeanz.com. If www.unclebeanz.com doesn't have any left and your uncle was some kind of superb, premium human being (and you had a history of being a good cigar/pipe person with, like more than 50 posts) I'd probably roast him 8 ounces from what I have left but, seriously, he'd need to be one of the all-time great uncles. Perhaps you could make a convincing ultimate-uncle argument and sway me but I dunno. Your uncle would have to be equal-to-or-better-than my Uncle Ben.

After that there are a lot of beans tied for 2nd Best Bean in the World. If price = love, visit www.smithfarms.com or consider the Kona, Blue Mountain or Misty Valley here.

Seriously - those guys up above wouldn't know the best beans in the world if they jumped into their coffeecups and screamed, "We are the best beans in the world! Drink us! Drink us!!" They are good people and they are generous to a fault but they are just not up to date on top coffee. You know - like I am.
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Old 10-30-2009, 12:26 PM   #3
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Wafflers.

Your uncle would have to be equal-to-or-better-than my Uncle Ben.
Is your Uncle Ben the rice guy?
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Old 10-30-2009, 12:40 PM   #4
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Sadly I never took the advice and purchased any Ethiopian Aricha micro lot #27 from UncleBeanz .

Moo, have you tried any of the Panama Esmeralda Gesha lots? I got the hang of roasting them and I have never had anything as good so far. I do like the 08 better then the 09s I got, good thing for me others seem to feel the opposite.
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Sadly I never took the advice and purchased any Ethiopian Aricha micro lot #27 from UncleBeanz .

Moo, have you tried any of the Panama Esmeralda Gesha lots? .
Are you kidding? After the Aricha I got a pounds but I was too broke to get more so I never nailed the Esmeralda roast level. See, it's like this. After what I spent on the Aricha (Best Bean in the World didn't come for $1.99/lb) I didn't have food or gas money for about six months. Boy was Mrs. Moo hot! The irony of buying insanely expensive coffee is that it keeps your spouse pissed AND wide awake at the same time. Aw... so what? She never said "No" to the coffee.

That coffee is soooooooooo smooooooooooth. It is the World's Best Bean, which the rookies (above) didn't know. You such a good man, Germ'ob, I'll send you a pound. If you fall in love with the kids uncle you can send him the eight ounces. Betcha don't.
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Are you kidding? After the Aricha I got a pounds but I was too broke to get more so I never nailed the Esmeralda roast level. See, it's like this. After what I spent on the Aricha (Best Bean in the World didn't come for $1.99/lb) I didn't have food or gas money for about six months. Boy was Mrs. Moo hot! The irony of buying insanely expensive coffee is that it keeps your spouse pissed AND wide awake at the same time. Aw... so what? She never said "No" to the coffee.

That coffee is soooooooooo smooooooooooth. It is the World's Best Bean, which the rookies (above) didn't know. You such a good man, Germ'ob, I'll send you a pound. If you fall in love with the kids uncle you can send him the eight ounces. Betcha don't.
Well if you were typing that and thinking "he is such a nice guy he will never accept my offer especially after telling him the Mrs. was mad and I had no gas or food money for 6 months". I say times are tough everywhere, send me a pound, , I will return with a pound of 08 gesha or a 1/2 of 08 and a half of 09 lot 2. Sound fair?
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No. I have much coffee and YOU are way out ahead with me right now. How about a pound and leave it at that? And you decide what to do about the uncle.

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The best coffee in the world comes out of the butts of monkeys.

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No. I have much coffee and YOU are way out ahead with me right now. How about a pound and leave it at that? And you decide what to do about the uncle.

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Thanks Moo , you are very generous to part with such a treasure of yours.

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Now, what to do about this Uncle?
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