Dealing with Smoking Nazis

Mr. Ed · 10-25-2009, 07:05 PM

Be the bigger man and just ignore them if they're being unreasonable, no reason to be a jerk. Giving someone the cold shoulder will usually get the point across and you won't stoop down to their level.

smokin5 · 10-25-2009, 07:51 PM

Here's a thought:
Offer them one. Or just a puff off the cigar you're smoking.
That should take them by surprise.

If you can't mess with their heads, then you're not trying hard enough.

MajorCaptSilly · 10-25-2009, 08:18 PM

I sing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg

MCS

dox47 · 10-26-2009, 07:13 AM

So, you'd all approve the use of my "SteamPunk SpecOps Rifle" on them?

Blueface · 10-26-2009, 09:37 AM

maybe this is the way to get even with them and freak them out.

Da Klugs · 10-26-2009, 09:53 AM

We live in different times now.

Paying attention to wind direction and adjusting accordingly if possible is something I always pay attention to when smoking in a public place.

If folks harrass on principle .... because they are smoking nazi's there are a variety of one liners which may come in handy:

When I get the "chuffs" from women who choose to sit in smoking sections then make the rest of us feel bad..... just smile at them and ask... "Don't you love the smell of a good cigar?" Usually throws them for a loop.

Or

Hey I'm sorry, would you like a hit? My little dog chuffs like that when I'm not sharing the goodies and figured you were jones'n for some of my stick.

or

If they persist offer to let them buy the remainder of your cigar and you will put it out. Then you really find out how strong their principles are. Did it once with a 1492.

or

For the truly rude: Hey.. I didn't walk all the way over to you and interrupt your relaxation did I? Sumtin like... sorry mam don't mean to be crass, but you must be leaving town if your packing that much a$$..... and I was wondering. is your old trailer still for rent?

Dux · 10-26-2009, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I sing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg

MCS

dox47 · 10-26-2009, 10:50 PM

I say we give them a new no smoking symbol to more accurately reflect their attitudes and beliefs:

Starscream · 10-25-2009, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokin5

If you can't mess with their heads, then you're not trying hard enough.

I don't know why, but that statement reminded me of the Red Green Show.

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

hotreds · 10-25-2009, 09:47 PM

Veritas · 10-26-2009, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

Or maybe a true Seattle classic, "I feel that you are discriminating against be based on hate, please take your hate elsewhere."

This is perfect for Seattle.

10-25-2009, 07:05 PM	#1
Mr. Ed A horse is a horse... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ed...duh Location: THE Burgh Posts: 499 Trading: (6)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis Be the bigger man and just ignore them if they're being unreasonable, no reason to be a jerk. Giving someone the cold shoulder will usually get the point across and you won't stoop down to their level.

10-25-2009, 07:51 PM	#2
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis Here's a thought: Offer them one. Or just a puff off the cigar you're smoking. That should take them by surprise. If you can't mess with their heads, then you're not trying hard enough. __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

10-25-2009, 08:18 PM	#3
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis I sing this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

10-26-2009, 07:13 AM	#4
dox47 Mad Machinist Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Vince Location: Seattle(ish) Posts: 30 Trading: (0)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis So, you'd all approve the use of my "SteamPunk SpecOps Rifle" on them?

10-26-2009, 09:37 AM	#5
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis maybe this is the way to get even with them and freak them out. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-26-2009, 09:53 AM	#6
Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,222 Trading: (8)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis We live in different times now. Paying attention to wind direction and adjusting accordingly if possible is something I always pay attention to when smoking in a public place. If folks harrass on principle .... because they are smoking nazi's there are a variety of one liners which may come in handy: When I get the "chuffs" from women who choose to sit in smoking sections then make the rest of us feel bad..... just smile at them and ask... "Don't you love the smell of a good cigar?" Usually throws them for a loop. Or Hey I'm sorry, would you like a hit? My little dog chuffs like that when I'm not sharing the goodies and figured you were jones'n for some of my stick. or If they persist offer to let them buy the remainder of your cigar and you will put it out. Then you really find out how strong their principles are. Did it once with a 1492. or For the truly rude: Hey.. I didn't walk all the way over to you and interrupt your relaxation did I? Sumtin like... sorry mam don't mean to be crass, but you must be leaving town if your packing that much a$$..... and I was wondering. is your old trailer still for rent? __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest

10-26-2009, 10:50 PM	#8
dox47 Mad Machinist Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Vince Location: Seattle(ish) Posts: 30 Trading: (0)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis I say we give them a new no smoking symbol to more accurately reflect their attitudes and beliefs:

10-25-2009, 09:47 PM	#10
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,674 Trading: (63)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.