It's like having a steak in your pocket...

[macpappy]

I was at a party Saturday night and went outside to enjoy a Gurkha G2 (the only Gurkha I like). The conversation went like this:

cigarette smoker: I don't like cigars. The nicotine is too strong and I get sick trying to smoke one.

me: I take it you inhale when you smoke one.

cigarette smoker: Of course. Don't you?

me: No. You don't inhale a cigar unless you want to get really messed up.