Tests and Essays

Starscream · 10-14-2009, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by steve

This is a list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades. The spellings are the original ones.

Tikihut27 · 10-14-2009, 07:21 PM

I was bored in high school and used to answer test questions comically all the time just for S&G. I honestly don't know how I graduated.

I remember this one in particular from about ninth grade:

Q: Who was Marconi?

My A: A senior partner in the Kraft, Marconi and Cheeze law firm.

I think teach gave me partial credit on that one for making her laugh.

10-14-2009, 07:21 PM	#2
Tikihut27 Learned to Love the Bomb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 818 Trading: (3)	Re: Tests and Essays I was bored in high school and used to answer test questions comically all the time just for S&G. I honestly don't know how I graduated. I remember this one in particular from about ninth grade: Q: Who was Marconi? My A: A senior partner in the Kraft, Marconi and Cheeze law firm. I think teach gave me partial credit on that one for making her laugh. __________________ I can no longer sit back and allow... the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.