If you (God forbid) died tomorrow...

DPD6030 · 11-09-2008, 09:08 AM

To my brother, Fissure (aka Steve). Man would he get a collection of sticks, a very nice Vino to go with it, a 15 stick herf-a-door and a 5 stick herf-a-dor. Don't even think about taking me out early my man!

icehog3 · 11-09-2008, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by jaycarla

Actually, I am now instructing the Wifey to sell them here and use the funds to pay for a live band and sno-cone machine at my funeral.

Oh Man, I love sno-cones! This will be the greatest...

Oh, wait a minute. That's bad. Never mind.

11-09-2008, 10:12 AM

Right now they go to two of my good friends. If the boys get old enough and decide to partake before I make my exit then it will be bequeathed to the two of them.

Now if I new the exact date I would just divide the cigars into the time and chain smoke them all the way to the pearly gates, or the brimstone ones wherever I end up.

VirtualSmitty · 11-09-2008, 10:14 AM

My brother and sister.

11-10-2008, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverFox

Right now they go to two of my good friends. If the boys get old enough and decide to partake before I make my exit then it will be bequeathed to the two of them.

Now if I new the exact date I would just divide the cigars into the time and chain smoke them all the way to the pearly gates, or the brimstone ones wherever I end up.

Good to know your wife has my address in a safe place.

11-09-2008, 09:08 AM	#1
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: If you (God forbid) died tomorrow... To my brother, Fissure (aka Steve). Man would he get a collection of sticks, a very nice Vino to go with it, a 15 stick herf-a-door and a 5 stick herf-a-dor. Don't even think about taking me out early my man!

11-09-2008, 10:12 AM	#3
SilverFox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: If you (God forbid) died tomorrow... Right now they go to two of my good friends. If the boys get old enough and decide to partake before I make my exit then it will be bequeathed to the two of them. Now if I new the exact date I would just divide the cigars into the time and chain smoke them all the way to the pearly gates, or the brimstone ones wherever I end up.

11-09-2008, 10:14 AM	#4
VirtualSmitty WiP!? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The Evil Empire Posts: 2,084 Trading: (0)	Re: If you (God forbid) died tomorrow... My brother and sister. __________________ We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid - Benjamin Franklin