Smoking Indoors: Tips Tricks Do's and Don'ts

I have a record. I'm not proud of it, but I have it. Some day, when the ms. girlfriend complains about the cigar smoke I wll just say "Oh, yeah, well at least I'm not _______ some ______ anymore!"

Dude, ya gotta have a fail-safe.

[borndead1]

Originally Posted by bookman

I have a record. I'm not proud of it, but I have it. Some day, when the ms. girlfriend complains about the cigar smoke I wll just say "Oh, yeah, well at least I'm not _______ some ______ anymore!"

Dude, ya gotta have a fail-safe.

bookman =

Originally Posted by borndead1

bookman =

His speedometer has two settings.

0 and WTF.

He can get to WTF in 8 seconds flat.

Originally Posted by borndead1

bookman =

I redact my last statement. I was in Haiti at the time of the shooting.

I only told you the victim was murdered. How'd you know the victim was shot?



I. don't. Know.