My baby girl's Senior Pics.

She 18 yet, Dad?

I mean Scott.

[shilala]

Originally Posted by Darrell

She 18 yet, Dad?

I mean Scott.

Not till June. She's been 25 since she was 14, so it really doesn't mean anything except I can teach her how to vote.

[floydpink]

My daughters are blessed with their mom's latin gene pool and not my ugly ones. I always play the country song about the guy coming to date her and I'll be home cleaning my gun waiting for them to get back.

I'd imagine you have similar stories with such a beautiful daughter unless you're much more liberal than me.

You both should have them fill out this app first


What? Do what? Speak up there,
I can't hear you. What did you say?
"You want to date my daughter!?"
She's just a sweet, innocent little girl...

The first thing you have to do is fill out this application


Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

Name:_______ _________ ________ Nickname/Alias: _________ _________ _
Date Of Birth:____/_ ___/____ height:_____ _ Weight:_____ _ I.Q.:______
G.P.A.:_____ ___ Soc. Sec.#______- ___-_____ __
Driver's License#____ _________ _______
Boy Scout Rank:_______ ______Good Standing: Yes_____No__ ___
Home Address:____ _________ _________ _________
City/State/Zip_ _________ _________ _________ _
Home Phone#: (___)_______ ____ Car Phone#:_____ _________ _ Pager#:_____ _____
Do you own
a. Van?____
b. Truck with oversized tires?____
c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?___ __

Do you have any of the following:
a. An earring_____
b. nose ring______
c. belly button ring_____
or piercings on any other body parts_____
Explain:____ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Tattoo?_____ _

(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately. )

In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________
In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

Church or Coven you attend______ _________ ___
How often_______ _________ __
Best time to interview your pastor or Priestess/Priest? _________ _________ __

Fill In The Blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.
a. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
b. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me is ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
c. Now answer the question you filled in on B ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___

NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.

I swear that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.

____________ _________ ________
Signature (This means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.


If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

[Old Sailor]

Originally Posted by Ron1YY

You both should have them fill out this app first


What? Do what? Speak up there,
I can't hear you. What did you say?
"You want to date my daughter!?"
She's just a sweet, innocent little girl...

The first thing you have to do is fill out this application


Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

Name:_______ _________ ________ Nickname/Alias: _________ _________ _
Date Of Birth:____/_ ___/____ height:_____ _ Weight:_____ _ I.Q.:______
G.P.A.:_____ ___ Soc. Sec.#______- ___-_____ __
Driver's License#____ _________ _______
Boy Scout Rank:_______ ______Good Standing: Yes_____No__ ___
Home Address:____ _________ _________ _________
City/State/Zip_ _________ _________ _________ _
Home Phone#: (___)_______ ____ Car Phone#:_____ _________ _ Pager#:_____ _____
Do you own
a. Van?____
b. Truck with oversized tires?____
c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?___ __

Do you have any of the following:
a. An earring_____
b. nose ring______
c. belly button ring_____
or piercings on any other body parts_____
Explain:____ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Tattoo?_____ _

(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately. )

In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________
In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

Church or Coven you attend______ _________ ___
How often_______ _________ __
Best time to interview your pastor or Priestess/Priest? _________ _________ __

Fill In The Blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.
a. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
b. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me is ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
c. Now answer the question you filled in on B ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___

NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.

I swear that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.

____________ _________ ________
Signature (This means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.


If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

I love it my trick was to be sharpening my knife when boys came over.

Scott she's a beauty, you must be proud!!

I have two daughters. I am definitely using this questionnaire. Thanks. LOL

Originally Posted by Ron1YY

You both should have them fill out this app first


What? Do what? Speak up there,
I can't hear you. What did you say?
"You want to date my daughter!?"
She's just a sweet, innocent little girl...

The first thing you have to do is fill out this application


Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

Name:_______ _________ ________ Nickname/Alias: _________ _________ _
Date Of Birth:____/_ ___/____ height:_____ _ Weight:_____ _ I.Q.:______
G.P.A.:_____ ___ Soc. Sec.#______- ___-_____ __
Driver's License#____ _________ _______
Boy Scout Rank:_______ ______Good Standing: Yes_____No__ ___
Home Address:____ _________ _________ _________
City/State/Zip_ _________ _________ _________ _
Home Phone#: (___)_______ ____ Car Phone#:_____ _________ _ Pager#:_____ _____
Do you own
a. Van?____
b. Truck with oversized tires?____
c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?___ __

Do you have any of the following:
a. An earring_____
b. nose ring______
c. belly button ring_____
or piercings on any other body parts_____
Explain:____ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Tattoo?_____ _

(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately. )

In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________
In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

Church or Coven you attend______ _________ ___
How often_______ _________ __
Best time to interview your pastor or Priestess/Priest? _________ _________ __

Fill In The Blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.
a. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
b. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me is ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
c. Now answer the question you filled in on B ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___

NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.

I swear that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.

____________ _________ ________
Signature (This means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.


If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by shilala

News travels fast among the kids, and I've already been marked as an insane person, so it's all good.

I like your strategy, Scott...it has worked for me on several fronts!

[shilala]

Originally Posted by icehog3

I like your strategy, Scott...it has worked for me on several fronts!

All I have to worry about now is Rebekah. We shilala's tend to get naked and party a bit. Can't help it, it's in our blood. We tend to get thrown in jail from time to time, too.
If I can keep her distracted for a half dozen more years maybe she'll not follow the shilala destiny. All I can do is cross my fingers.

[TripleF]

You very lucky and soon to be troubled man. JK. Very pretty girl!!

[hotreds]

Eh, bravo Scotty!

Stunning.


My son Mitch is will be 18 in June as well! And, just happens to be recently available. Does she like hockey players?

[Genetic Defect]

Originally Posted by ahc4353

Stunning.


My son Mitch is will be 18 in June as well! And, just happens to be recently available. Does she like hockey players?

kinda young for Tom?

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Big Vito

kinda young for Tom?

If only I was 10 years older.

Just kidding, Scott, she is a stunning young lady, and you must be very proud. If you would like to borrow my AR-15 to be "cleaning" when potential suitors come a'courting, just say the word.

[Sailchaser]

Scott I have a few weapons that are available for no charge

Very wonderful pictures you can be proud

[shilala]

Originally Posted by icehog3

If only I was 10 years older.

Just kidding, Scott, she is a stunning young lady, and you must be very proud. If you would like to borrow my AR-15 to be "cleaning" when potential suitors come a'courting, just say the word.

Tom, I have a 12 year old daughter that just started dating. She and I have an agreement that I meet all her "boyfriends" before she's allowed to go anywhere with them.
I've developed a little talk where I explain to the young man how precious my daughter is to me, that I expect them to respect her and keep her safe while she's with them. among other things.
I finish that little speech up with "So long as you understand what I'm asking, you and I won't have any problems. You don't us to have any problems with me, do you?"
Sometimes they shiver when I say that. The ones that shiver don't see a second date, because Rebekah doesn't dig pussies.
She thinks it's a hoot and we have a lot of fun with it.
News travels fast among the kids, and I've already been marked as an insane person, so it's all good.
I figured this time around I'd get all the work done early and it'd be a lot easier because Rebekah is a lot different than Sarah. Rebekah's boy crazy and Sarah was (and still is) mostly indifferent.

I always thought this girl-raising thing would be fraught with worry, but it's honestly never been. Teach them how to handle a gun early and let them know they're boss and they take care of themselves nicely.
I'm gonna love them no matter what, so I've never worried about "what they're gonna do". I don't care if they club a whole herd of baby seals, it just doesn't matter. They're still my babies.

beautiful young lady, I'd make sure you keep the guns loaded and her in the house.. too many people like me about ;-)
Beautiful daughter sir.