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Old 09-25-2009, 07:31 AM   #1
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Very funny and I take your point.

But let me just point out that around CA there are usually only 2 or 3 posters in a thread that will point out spelling and grammar errors, not the 9 you claim. Then usually only 1 person will actually post a corrected version, not the 2 or 3 you claim.

Also, to claim that 19 of us would dogpile on one OP to tell them they've posted in the wrong thread or forum is preposterous. We're much more civil here and only 1 or 2 will post such a thing in a thread before someone contacts a moderator. It seems you think ill of us.

Finally, your post completely misses the 3 or 4 that will speak up for CFL bulbs, and the 1 or 2 who've gone "off the grid" and use solar power almost exclusively. Please research your subject a little more before posting in such haste and missing the obvious.

Oh, and this thread belongs in General Discussion, not Jokes, because light bulbs are a serious matter, preceded only by the state of the polar ice caps on Mars and the health and well-being of Paris Hilton's dog.





















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Old 09-25-2009, 07:36 AM   #2
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:39 AM   #3
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...and the bulbs from a 50 case box are much brighter than those from the fancy "dress" boxes.
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...and the bulbs from a 50 case box are much brighter than those from the fancy "dress" boxes.
I don't even want to think about bulbs from an online retailer.
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Very funny and I take your point.

But let me just point out that around CA there are usually only 2 or 3 posters in a thread that will point out spelling and grammar errors, not the 9 you claim. Then usually only 1 person will actually post a corrected version, not the 2 or 3 you claim.

Also, to claim that 19 of us would dogpile on one OP to tell them they've posted in the wrong thread or forum is preposterous. We're much more civil here and only 1 or 2 will post such a thing in a thread before someone contacts a moderator. It seems you think ill of us.

Finally, your post completely misses the 3 or 4 that will speak up for CFL bulbs, and the 1 or 2 who've gone "off the grid" and use solar power almost exclusively. Please research your subject a little more before posting in such haste and missing the obvious.

Oh, and this thread belongs in General Discussion, not Jokes, because light bulbs are a serious matter, preceded only by the state of the polar ice caps on Mars and the health and well-being of Paris Hilton's dog.





















J/K of course.



for a funny post.
I thought you were serious there for a moment.
In all actuality, all of these things don't apply to CA, as the members here are in general well behaved. I still thought much of it did apply to this place though.
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Old 09-25-2009, 08:25 AM   #6
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I thought you were serious there for a moment.
In all actuality, all of these things don't apply to CA, as the members here are in general well behaved. I still thought much of it did apply to this place though.
No no, totally kidding. I thought it was very funny!
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Old 09-25-2009, 08:34 AM   #7
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No no, totally kidding. I thought is was very funny!
It's only funny if you read it in a B&M, but you decided to read it online.
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Very funny and I take your point.

But let me just point out that around CA there are usually only 2 or 3 posters in a thread that will point out spelling and grammar errors, not the 9 you claim. Then usually only 1 person will actually post a corrected version, not the 2 or 3 you claim.

Also, to claim that 19 of us would dogpile on one OP to tell them they've posted in the wrong thread or forum is preposterous. We're much more civil here and only 1 or 2 will post such a thing in a thread before someone contacts a moderator. It seems you think ill of us.

Finally, your post completely misses the 3 or 4 that will speak up for CFL bulbs, and the 1 or 2 who've gone "off the grid" and use solar power almost exclusively. Please research your subject a little more before posting in such haste and missing the obvious.

Oh, and this thread belongs in General Discussion, not Jokes, because light bulbs are a serious matter, preceded only by the state of the polar ice caps on Mars and the health and well-being of Paris Hilton's dog.





J/K of course.



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You forgot about the 2 that will come along and post topical but meaningless photos containing both an animal and some intentionally grammatically atrocious text:





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Your apology is deeply appreciated though unnecessary. I can't speak for Hugh, but I know at least for me. Most of those are strictly for my own amusement.

Think of it as a pictographic "my butt itches".
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