My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.

shvictor · 09-17-2009, 07:46 PM

So wheres the picture of the new girlfriend?

cort · 09-17-2009, 08:04 PM

Does the Indian have a sister?

shilala · 09-17-2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Cort

Does the Indian have a sister?

A whole pile of them. Four I think. One just had a baby today. She has a huge family. I'm working on getting them all down. I need a secretary.

cort · 09-17-2009, 08:20 PM

What does a good lookin gal like that want to do with your ugly @ss?

shilala · 09-17-2009, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cort

What does a good lookin gal like that want to do with your ugly @ss?

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

cort · 09-17-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

Thats exactly what I thought. I knew it was not the size of your.................humi.

Congrats Scott, try not to ramble on about your garden too much that is a total turn off.

timo · 09-18-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cort

Thats exactly what I thought. I knew it was not the size of your.................humi.

Congrats Scott, try not to ramble on about your garden too much that is a total turn off.

Hmmmmm...How does he know about the size of your humi?

Doctorossi · 09-17-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

Does she know about your paramilitary career and corresponding arsenal?

Maybe you should take that slowly...

shilala · 09-17-2009, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

Does she know about your paramilitary career and corresponding arsenal?

Maybe you should take that slowly...

I don't even think I posted about the Ruger I bought last week, did I?
She's fine with it anyways.

shilala · 09-17-2009, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by shvictor

So wheres the picture of the new girlfriend?

I didn't ask her if I'm allowed to post it yet.
I don't think she'll care though. I told her I posted the indian.
I texted her and she said "I suppose."
Meet Lisa.

09-17-2009, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I didn't ask her if I'm allowed to post it yet.
I don't think she'll care though. I told her I posted the indian.
I texted her and she said "I suppose."
Meet Lisa.

I would not kick her out for eating crackers in bed.

Nice work, old bean.

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