I got in an accident...

I'm glad you were drivin' a and I hope that both of you are ok.


Man, what's with people lately? I just bought my first car back in April. 5 days later, someone ran into me, into my left quarter panel (that is, left rear wheel), apologized multiple times and told me to call his employer and they'd take care of everything.

Two weeks later, the freaking bastard changed his tune, realized that his job as a driver could be in jeopardy and decided to lie about it. I've had to shell out my $1,000 deductible as a result. Fortunately, insurance paid the rest and it's fine.

Now just last week, I'm driving down the freaking road (a service street) and I see this driver in front of me driving erratically and almost side-swiping MANY cars on the road. Stupidly, I decide to get away from her and SPEED UP and go in front of her, thinking I could get away from this crazy person.

I'm trapped in traffic and come to a stop at the light in front of me. This crazy lady comes to a screeching halt behind me. Thank God, I think, she didn't plow into me, just like she's avoided multiple near misses already.

At the green, I bolt forward and notice she's still sitting at the light, digging for something in her car. I've got like 50 yards on her and I think I'm in the clear. Then I notice that she's accelerating FAST. And she's now right on my a$$. I pull to the right, she pulls right behind me. I pull to the left, she pulls right behind me.

I say and pull from the left lane into the left turn lane to get out of the way and since I can't go anywhere else because of traffic.

Noticing that she's finally slowing ahead of the red light ahead, I pull back into the left lane. At this point, having been on my headset talking with a buddy and then hanging up to call 911, I'm having a lovely conversation with 911 telling them that a crazy person is driving on the road and about to get into an accident and possibly kill someone. And yes, I told them I was crazy for remaining driving on the road with her, yes, I know. I'm a complete idiot, but of course, many of you know that about me.

So I'm having a lovely conversatioon with 911 and I tell them, "she's right behind me now.....and now & now she's FUccCKING HIT ME!"

I deserved it, surely.

So I get out of the car and ask her, 'what are you doing?' At that point, a little guy goes up to this frantic woman and tries to console her. Again, , this gal hit ME. Where's my TLC?

This gal is compltely nuts-o. She's absolutely hysterical, telling us that she's in an abusive relationship, that she has to get to school to pick up her 2 kids (yeah, real safe) and if she's late or her husband finds out about this, well, she'll be sorry. She also confesses that she's just gotten out of a therapy session....

And I point out to her (and the little guy helping her nods in agreement), 'Lady, you almost got into several accidents even before running into me'.

Get this, the lady says and I quote, "But I corrected myself."

"Yeah, by running into me!!!!!!"

So the lady and the little guy think I'm making a big stink out of nothing because actually, and I'm VERY VERY surprised by this, there is virtually no damage to either car. There'a little (and I mean very little) rubbing on my rear bumper. I'm stunned.

But I'm not going to let this crazy woman go and go pick up her kids.

Anyway, the cops helped us exchange info but told us that they couldn't submit an accident report if there was no damage. All I told them to do was follow that woman if they were, in fact, going to let her continue to drive (STUNNED is me) and pick up her kids.

They told me that they weren't sure she was going to be able to drive because her license was expired and her insurance very well could have been too.

Freakin' people.