08-11-2009, 11:38 AM
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Re: Craigslist SCAM! Nothing new...just a heads'
Start from the bottom please and read up.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Klein, David
Sent: Tuesday, August 11, 2009 10:37 AM
To: 'smith houston'
Subject: RE: Exquisite French Baby
You do realize that I am selling a French baby, don't you? It is a human baby & cannot be shipped by any mover or shipping agent. Well, at least not for an additional fee. Like at least $5 more. Know that I am motivated to sell it though!!! The exquisite French baby continuously cries & cries and I haven't changed its diaper since I bought it a week ago from a trader in the West Indies. Frankly, I don't even know its sex so you are buying the baby regardless of sex. Thank you for your business! I will like you to furnish me with your name, address and phone number because a background check must be performed to know that you are a suitable parent for my French baby. When I purchased this baby a week ago I paid an extra $25 to waive the background check. Surely you don't want to have to pay the additional fee! It is expensive already, I know but will be well worth it. Imagine the money you can make if the exquisite French baby turns out to be a pretty girl! Hopefully the cleft palate will be fixed by the time she is older and of serviceable age. By purchasing this exquisite French baby, I will no longer be legally responsible for any of its misdoings. Don't be fooled, this baby is one hell of a thief! I had a girlfriend 3 days ago but this exquisite French baby stole her heart and my girlfriend no longer loves me! Also, the exquisite French baby stole $50 from me so I request that you make a payment of an additional $50 to me for this money that it owes me. I'm sorry to trouble you with all these complications; I guarantee that you will be happy with this exquisite French baby. Although again, I will also not be financially responsible for it from the moment you come to pick it up. And I don't know anything about the exquisite French baby's involvement in the robbery of a Cayman offshore bank in the case somebody may coming looking.
Thanks again for your speedy purchase of the item! You are excellent customer!
-----Original Message-----
From: smith houston [mailto:smith.houston306@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 11, 2009 10:15 AM
To: David
Subject: Re: Exquisite French Baby
Hello,
Thanks for getting back to my mail,i would be buying and love
to come down for a look but i'm not idle at the moment,because i'm
indulging in my office assignment,but am satisfy with the description
and the condition you gave on the website.i would like to make an
outright purchase immediately.i will be glad if you can withdraw the
advert placement from the website and will like you to know that i
will be sending the payment for the item with a certified bank check
or cashier's check in (US dollars) for the reason that i'm busy to
come for the item and i will like you to please bear with me.And as
for the pick up of the item i will know how to handle that with my
mover.As soon as you cash the payment in check,the mover will come for
the pick up,all you need to do is mail me and give me the description
to your place to make it easier for the mover to come and do the pick
up.I do not want you to look for another buyer and i will be greteful
if you withdraw the advert from the website, and i don't mind giving
you extra $50 for withdrawing the advert from the web.In order for you
to know that I'm really serious in purchasing your item.I will send
you the payment as soon as you give me the info to write the check. i
would need your name and address to post the payment and i'll
appreciate if you include your
1...Your name
2...Your postal address
3...your zip code
4...mobile phone number
Home or work address (Ups doesn't deliver to P.O Boxes)
thanks and i'll be expecting your reply.
Regards
-----Original Message-----
From: David
Sent: Tuesday, August 11, 2009 3:59 AM
To: 'smith houston'
Subject: RE: Exquisite French Baby
Yes, I'm a motivated seller!!!
-----Original Message-----
From: smith houston [mailto:smith.houston306@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, August 10, 2009 6:09 PM
To: sale-mt4bu-1316476419@craigslist.org
Subject: Exquisite French Baby- $1699 (Rancho Palos Verdes)
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
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Hi,
How are you doing i am interested in the above pasted
item kindly let me know if it's still available for sale????
Regards
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OMG, OMG, I crack myself up....and I'm going to hell.
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Wrong on a few levels there....I love it.
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