EMAILS FROM AN A$$HOLE (I didn't say Ma$$hole)

Original ad:
Wanted: ride from philly to rehoboth beach

i am trying to leave any time next friday. i will pay for gas, and provide conversation.i am bringing a large duffel bag and a cat.

Hey,

I have to go to court in Rehoboth next Friday, so I would be able to give you a ride. I just want to know, you're female, right?

Mike

I'm sorry, I thought you were female because you said you owned a cat.

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