Cigar pasing stones... WTF???

What the?...

I've had long hair, plastic threads, and a small metal nail.....but a freaking rock? I can just see the rollers at the local cantina, " What did you guys roll in the cigars today?" " I put in some plastic threads", "me?.. I put in some long hairs from the woman next to me!", "Oh, yeah?! I put in a rock! Lets see that Gringo suck on that cigar. HAHA!"

You are now the Charlie Brown of CA.....you got a rock.