Golf Joke

pnoon · 06-24-2009, 03:07 PM

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing
the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's
tee, please?"

Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was
still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back
up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot.

Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot?"

Mugen910 · 06-24-2009, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing
the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's
tee, please?"

Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was
still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back
up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot.

Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot?"

I'm not saying a word...

and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.

galaga · 06-24-2009, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910

I'm not saying a word...

and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.

Were you using your red club or your blue club?????

ca21455 · 06-24-2009, 06:53 PM

It only took one shot to get to the womens tee?

St. Lou Stu · 06-24-2009, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing
the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's
tee, please?"

Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was
still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back
up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot.

Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot?"

That was a GREAT joke Peter!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910

I'm not saying a word...

and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.

Seeing you post second made me pee my pants Bao!

ade06 · 06-24-2009, 03:28 PM

lol

06-24-2009, 03:29 PM

OMG it was Bao!

12stones · 06-24-2009, 06:55 PM

HA! Bald and funny! You got it all, Peter.

MedicCook · 06-24-2009, 07:05 PM

Watch out for dick out rules.

SmokeyJoe · 06-24-2009, 07:19 PM

Thanks, Peter! Appreciate the laugh...

karmaz00 · 06-24-2009, 08:19 PM

hahahah

ucla695 · 06-24-2009, 08:30 PM

Oh the shame. My friends and I play that if you don't hit it past the women's tee then you're buying drinks after the round.

06-24-2009, 03:07 PM	#1
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Golf Joke It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: "Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's tee, please?" Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back up to the men's tee, please!" Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot. Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please back up to the men's tee, please!" Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back.... "Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot?" __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

06-24-2009, 06:53 PM	#4
ca21455 Working on Reality Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: John Location: Backyard Posts: 393 Trading: (7)	Re: Golf Joke It only took one shot to get to the womens tee?

06-24-2009, 03:28 PM	#6
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: Golf Joke lol

06-24-2009, 03:29 PM	#7
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Golf Joke OMG it was Bao!

06-24-2009, 06:55 PM	#8
12stones Yo Mama is so... Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Ricky Location: Houston, TX Posts: 184 Trading: (1)	Re: Golf Joke HA! Bald and funny! You got it all, Peter.

06-24-2009, 07:05 PM	#9
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Golf Joke Watch out for dick out rules. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

06-24-2009, 07:19 PM	#10
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Golf Joke Thanks, Peter! Appreciate the laugh... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

06-24-2009, 08:19 PM	#11
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Golf Joke hahahah __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

06-24-2009, 08:30 PM	#12
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Golf Joke Oh the shame. My friends and I play that if you don't hit it past the women's tee then you're buying drinks after the round.