I need girl help please!

[D_A]

Originally Posted by RGD.

She is right - you are wrong. Anything else I can help with just let me know -

What he said. And flowers usually help too.

Originally Posted by D_A

What he said. And flowers usually help too.

I know a girl that hates flowers and I know a girl that hates chocolate.

*sobbing* there go my aces from under my sleeve :'( I have nothing now but charm...and someone told me once that I was sweet, but I had a grandiose way of speakin'.

I was utterly dismayed and absolutely flabbergasted sigh.

1. Crying is blackmail.

2. Anything we said more than 12 hours ago is inadmissible in a court of law.

3. We don't complain about the seat being down. Why do they complain about it being up?

4. She has too many shoes

5. She has too many purses

6. If you don't want to hear the answer you already know, don't ask the question. (i.e. does this make me look fat?)

7. We have three emotions. Happy, Horny and Hungry. That's it.

Any more advice needed???

[kelmac07]

Originally Posted by tobii3

1. Crying is blackmail.

2. Anything we said more than 12 hours ago is inadmissible in a court of law.

3. We don't complain about the seat being down. Why do they complain about it being up?

4. She has too many shoes

5. She has too many purses

6. If you don't want to hear the answer you already know, don't ask the question. (i.e. does this make me look fat?)

7. We have three emotions. Happy, Horny and Hungry. That's it.

Any more advice needed???

Do not forget..."Babe, you are NOT fat!"

[csbrewfisher]

Whatever you did, apologize.

Whatever you didn't do but she thinks you did, apologize.

Seriously, club her over the head, drag her by the hair into the man-cave, and give her what she really wants.

No, don't do that, she'll hand your a$$ to you.