I need girl help please! - Page 2

htown · 06-12-2009, 12:57 PM

They all have snakes in their heads.

The Poet · 06-12-2009, 02:04 PM

My wife doesn't bug me - and neither does her four daughters.

BradNC · 06-12-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

My wife doesn't bug me - and neither does her four daughters.

LOL

TanithT · 06-12-2009, 03:05 PM

Well, if you want a gal's perspective, you are welcome to bend my ear.

csbrewfisher · 06-12-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TanithT

Well, if you want a gal's perspective, you are welcome to bend my ear.

The Poet · 06-12-2009, 04:14 PM

You will sit on me? Promise?

TanithT · 06-12-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

You will sit on me? Promise?

Not unless you're proposing to marry me. In which case, please send pictures. Of your humidors, that is.

The Poet · 06-12-2009, 04:29 PM

Ahhhh, you're no fun.

Rabidsquirrel · 06-13-2009, 01:23 PM

I think women fail to realize that they do indeed have arms, and said arms are quite capable of lowering the seat themselves.

TanithT · 06-13-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rabidsquirrel

I think women fail to realize that they do indeed have arms, and said arms are quite capable of lowering the seat themselves.

Guys have arms too. At least I hope you guys do, because otherwise cigar smoking is gonna be tough.

06-15-2009, 07:33 AM

Oh brotha,

They are such a treat! Most of the time just let her think she is right. You and I both know, along with all of the other men out there, they try to gig us into some kind of ordeal and then we end up getting pissed. These creatures are trained from the day they get out of the womb to try and push the fellow man to his limits!! Have a drink and smoke one up tonight!

kugie · 06-15-2009, 06:10 PM

I'll put the seat down if she puts it up.
It's a two way street

Starscream · 06-15-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by csbrewfisher

Whatever you did, apologize.

Whatever you didn't do but she thinks you did, apologize.

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Originally Posted by JaKaacH

World's shortest fairytale:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and smoked really expensive cigars in the house and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Sounds like a perfect world!

BUCASmoker · 06-15-2009, 06:36 PM

When you hear, "Let's go for a drink", what do you think?

And, more pertinent to the toilet conversation:

shilala · 06-16-2009, 12:51 PM

After an untold number of failed relationships, the best I can tell ya is that I don't have a clue.
BUT...
I finally scored a failed relationship that wasn't my fault.
So I feel like I'm finally ahead of the game.
I'm used to giving away half of my stuff all the time, too. Works out good. I don't have near as much stuff to clean.
I hope to get married soon so I can get rid of some more of this stuff.

06-12-2009, 12:57 PM	#1
htown Feeling at Home Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Sugar Land Posts: 877 Trading: (29)	Re: I need girl help please! They all have snakes in their heads.

06-12-2009, 02:04 PM	#2
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: I need girl help please! My wife doesn't bug me - and neither does her four daughters.

06-12-2009, 03:05 PM	#4
TanithT Herfer Grrrrl Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Tanith Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 692 Trading: (26)	Re: I need girl help please! Well, if you want a gal's perspective, you are welcome to bend my ear.

06-12-2009, 04:14 PM	#6
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: I need girl help please! You will sit on me? Promise?

06-12-2009, 04:29 PM	#8
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: I need girl help please! Ahhhh, you're no fun.

06-13-2009, 01:23 PM	#9
Rabidsquirrel Moderately Confused Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pennsylvania, US Posts: 576 Trading: (5)	Re: I need girl help please! I think women fail to realize that they do indeed have arms, and said arms are quite capable of lowering the seat themselves.

06-15-2009, 07:33 AM	#11
ratpack Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I need girl help please! Oh brotha, They are such a treat! Most of the time just let her think she is right. You and I both know, along with all of the other men out there, they try to gig us into some kind of ordeal and then we end up getting pissed. These creatures are trained from the day they get out of the womb to try and push the fellow man to his limits!! Have a drink and smoke one up tonight!

06-15-2009, 06:10 PM	#12
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: I need girl help please! I'll put the seat down if she puts it up. It's a two way street __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

06-15-2009, 06:36 PM	#14
BUCASmoker Where the sun never sets Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Vadim Location: Newport Posts: 267 Trading: (9)	Re: I need girl help please! When you hear, "Let's go for a drink", what do you think? And, more pertinent to the toilet conversation:

06-16-2009, 12:51 PM	#15
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: I need girl help please! After an untold number of failed relationships, the best I can tell ya is that I don't have a clue. BUT... I finally scored a failed relationship that wasn't my fault. So I feel like I'm finally ahead of the game. I'm used to giving away half of my stuff all the time, too. Works out good. I don't have near as much stuff to clean. I hope to get married soon so I can get rid of some more of this stuff. __________________