Jury duty is like a wet/dry vac...

Fumes · 05-27-2009, 09:36 PM

Here's one way to get out of it. But I think this only works in Montana.

05-28-2009, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Fumes

Here's one way to get out of it. But I think this only works in Montana.

Wow, he's lucky he not STILL being held in contempt.

smokin5 · 05-28-2009, 09:26 AM

That's one of the perks in being a lawyer - they NEVER want me!

Reminds me of the old line:
Would YOU want your legal fate in the hands of 12 people
who are too dumb to get off jury duty?

Fumes · 05-28-2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by smokin5

That's one of the perks in being a lawyer - they NEVER want me!

Reminds me of the old line:
Would YOU want your legal fate in the hands of 12 people
who are too dumb to get off jury duty?

And the old Mark Twain chestnut:

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.

05-27-2009, 09:36 PM	#1
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05-28-2009, 09:26 AM	#3
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: Jury duty is like a wet/dry vac... That's one of the perks in being a lawyer - they NEVER want me! Reminds me of the old line: Would YOU want your legal fate in the hands of 12 people who are too dumb to get off jury duty? __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.