I lost a dear close friend last night

kelmac07 · 05-21-2009, 04:37 PM

Thoughts with you...how was the eulogy?

DPD6030 · 05-21-2009, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Thoughts with you...how was the eulogy?

It went like this:

Today a dear close friend passes on to light the way in heaven for fellow members of the leaf that have passed on. Ronson was there for me through many good times and a few bad times. Ronson never complained and always did the job even if it meant getting banged up from time to time. I have to replace you and I hope you can find it in your flame to forgive me. You know that you will never be forgotten as we both shared some great memories and cigars. Your torch may have gone out here on earth my friend but now you light the way in heaven. One day we will meet up again and share a smoke.

WildBlueSooner · 05-21-2009, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

It went like this:

Today a dear close friend passes on to light the way in heaven for fellow members of the leaf that have passed on. Ronson was there for me through many good times and a few bad times. Ronson never complained and always did the job even if it meant getting banged up from time to time. I have to replace you and I hope you can find it in your flame to forgive me. You know that you will never be forgotten as we both shared some great memories and cigars. Your torch may have gone out here on earth my friend but now you light the way in heaven. One day we will meet up again and share a smoke.

That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard..RIP Ronson

AriesOpusX · 05-21-2009, 05:28 PM

R.I.P Clicky. My ronson is currently on life support, it takes a few shakes of the wrist to ignite.

alley00p · 05-21-2009, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

It went like this:

Today a dear close friend passes on to light the way in heaven for fellow members of the leaf that have passed on. Ronson was there for me through many good times and a few bad times. Ronson never complained and always did the job even if it meant getting banged up from time to time. I have to replace you and I hope you can find it in your flame to forgive me. You know that you will never be forgotten as we both shared some great memories and cigars. Your torch may have gone out here on earth my friend but now you light the way in heaven. One day we will meet up again and share a smoke.

Andrew, I'm so sorry for your loss...

... I'll smoke a stick in his honor tonight!

taltos · 05-21-2009, 06:12 PM

Andrew, you are so far up stream that the last salmon that you saw was waving bye bye. Your material here is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time.

lightning9191 · 05-21-2009, 06:17 PM

Funny stuff there!

KidRock · 05-21-2009, 06:19 PM

Andrew,

Your Ronson and my Vortech lighters are in a better place where there is no pain or discomfort.

taltos · 05-21-2009, 06:24 PM

Your Ronson can now light the way for all of those poor lighters born as Colibris.

Fishbeadtwo · 05-22-2009, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Your Ronson can now light the way for all of those poor lighters born as Colibris.

Now thats some funny chit there........funny and oh so true......

CBI_2 · 05-21-2009, 09:29 PM

Your a crazy man Andrew. I guess that's why your in the asylum.

G G · 05-22-2009, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Andrew, you are so far up stream that the last salmon that you saw was waving bye bye. Your material here is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time.

05-21-2009, 04:37 PM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Thoughts with you...how was the eulogy?

05-21-2009, 05:28 PM	#4
AriesOpusX Goodfella Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 215 Trading: (0)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night R.I.P Clicky. My ronson is currently on life support, it takes a few shakes of the wrist to ignite.

05-21-2009, 06:12 PM	#6
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Andrew, you are so far up stream that the last salmon that you saw was waving bye bye. Your material here is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

05-21-2009, 06:17 PM	#7
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Funny stuff there! __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

05-21-2009, 06:19 PM	#8
KidRock Moped Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Michigan Posts: 947 Trading: (17)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Andrew, Your Ronson and my Vortech lighters are in a better place where there is no pain or discomfort. __________________ Moped Herf Crew 11

05-21-2009, 06:24 PM	#9
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Your Ronson can now light the way for all of those poor lighters born as Colibris. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

05-21-2009, 09:29 PM	#11
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: I lost a dear close friend last night Your a crazy man Andrew. I guess that's why your in the asylum. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff