Texts From Last Night....a website - Page 6

05-11-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

That is perfect. I think I said that. roffles

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Originally Posted by 357

I am too. I look forward to checking for new posts each morning.

Me too, same with GHM....PM me if you don't know what that is & want to know.

357 · 05-12-2009, 11:11 AM

(978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

357 · 05-12-2009, 11:14 AM

(440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
(216): ... about that ...

357 · 05-12-2009, 11:18 AM

(918): Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
(918): And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.

mojo65 · 05-12-2009, 11:44 AM

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(989): Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.

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(818): Jake died.
(310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
(818): Oops typo. Jake cried.

galaga · 05-12-2009, 12:10 PM

(918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

How'd Tom get on there??!!

PeteSB75 · 05-12-2009, 02:07 PM

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(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle

Funny chit

05-14-2009, 08:45 AM

Hahahaha, those are great....

And this one too.

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Originally Posted by 357

(440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
(216): ... about that ...

smokeyandthebandit05 · 05-17-2009, 08:15 PM

(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people

WildBlueSooner · 05-17-2009, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people

pnoon · 05-17-2009, 08:17 PM

Nice review.

Genetic Defect · 05-17-2009, 08:30 PM

(208): Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.

I wonder if Advil PM works as well

smokeyandthebandit05 · 05-17-2009, 08:38 PM

(631): dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.

Genetic Defect · 05-17-2009, 10:06 PM

(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my ****s into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

spooble · 05-21-2009, 10:43 AM

(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

WildBlueSooner · 05-21-2009, 12:54 PM

(425): my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.

WildBlueSooner · 05-21-2009, 12:57 PM

(301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.

Hahahah too damn funny

spooble · 05-21-2009, 01:08 PM

(509): woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach

WildBlueSooner · 05-21-2009, 01:12 PM

(609): ignore voicemail. the **** hath been unblocked.

kaisersozei · 05-21-2009, 01:28 PM

(312): dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
(847): details on that.
(312): well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.

05-12-2009, 11:11 AM	#102
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-12-2009, 11:14 AM	#103
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok? (216): ... about that ... __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-12-2009, 11:18 AM	#104
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (918): Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted. (918): And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-12-2009, 12:10 PM	#106
galaga Just call me Slappy. Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,832 Trading: (3)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance How'd Tom get on there??!! __________________ I may be easy, but I'm sure as hell ain't cheap....

05-17-2009, 08:15 PM	#109
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

05-17-2009, 08:17 PM	#111
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Nice review. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

05-17-2009, 08:30 PM	#112
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (208): Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible. I wonder if Advil PM works as well __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

05-17-2009, 08:38 PM	#113
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (631): dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me. __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

05-17-2009, 10:06 PM	#114
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my ****s into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable. __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

05-21-2009, 10:43 AM	#115
spooble Palmetto State Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chad Location: SC Posts: 277 Trading: (58)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole (425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

05-21-2009, 12:54 PM	#116
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (425): my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired. __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-21-2009, 12:57 PM	#117
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex. Hahahah too damn funny __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-21-2009, 01:08 PM	#118
spooble Palmetto State Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chad Location: SC Posts: 277 Trading: (58)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (509): woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach

05-21-2009, 01:12 PM	#119
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (609): ignore voicemail. the **** hath been unblocked. __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-21-2009, 01:28 PM	#120
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (312): dude, your ex-bf is on match.com (847): details on that. (312): well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes. __________________