The Most Interesting Man in the World

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http://dosequis.com/academy/

Greetings, friend, welcome to...the most interesting Academy.

Here you will undergo important training in everything you need to know. Not literally everything; but rest assured, once you complete the courses herein, with the competence I would expect from someone of your caliber, you will be greatly rewarded. Rewarded with a real-world apprenticeship experience too exciting to be sufficiently described in the rest of this sentence.

So I encourage you to investigate the Academy's hallowed halls. Study its courses. And enroll yourself for the future. You will be glad you have made this decision.

Stay Thirsty, my friends.

From the Desk of the Most Interesting Man in the World
(Grand Benefactor, Savant Emeritus and Patron Sage of the Most Interesting Academy)