Things to NOT do...

[rrplasencia]

this was a night in 1998 still talked about at Notre Dame and i was still in the Navy at the time.

empty stomach, daquiris made with vodka, a lot of cocktail shrimp, lemon drops, peppermint schnapps, papa johns bread sticks covered in dipping sauce, beer. never made it to the bathroom

i will never do that again

also saw a guy eating a muffin while at a urinal in a public bathroom, i would never do that either.