Texts From Last Night....a website

LooseCard · 05-01-2009, 10:41 AM

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(212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.

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(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.

357 · 05-08-2009, 06:16 AM

I couldn't help but revive this thread...

(321): I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.

357 · 05-08-2009, 06:17 AM

(917): omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
(310): Whats your twitter name

05-08-2009, 06:16 AM	#2
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website I couldn't help but revive this thread... (321): I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

05-08-2009, 06:17 AM	#3
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (917): omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter (310): Whats your twitter name __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain