Texts From Last Night....a website

[TheRealBonger]

(208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.

[spooble]

(315): covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly




hahahaha

(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to d!ck slap a girl.

(212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.

(709): i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up

ugh....now I'm addicted to it again....I can't stop

[white_s2k]

Originally Posted by mrreindeer

(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to d!ck slap a girl.

[LooseCard]

(212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.

(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.

[357]

I couldn't help but revive this thread...


(321): I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.