Some great dirty jokes!

WildBlueSooner · 04-25-2009, 12:37 PM

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".
So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"
So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"
The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .
When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

04-25-2009, 12:37 PM	#10
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Some great dirty jokes! This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants. The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms". So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know. So the lady asks him to pull down his pants. The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms" So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action. So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms" The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know" So the lady asks him to pull down his pants . When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12" __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur