Some great dirty jokes!

ca21455 · 04-07-2009, 05:59 PM

A man came up to his friend and told him about a great new invention, a drive up medical office. You drive up, insert your sample and in a few seconds a diagnosis appears. He had gone there last week, inserted a sample of his rash and out out came a prescription. The medicine worked great and in a few days his rash was gone.

Thinking this is just dumb, the man ignored his friends comments but a few days later a fellow worker came by and told him how he was feeling terrible and went to the drive up medical office. He inserted a urine sample and a few seconds later received a prescription and after a few days felt great.

Well thinking this whole thing was just a scam the man decided to fool the doc in a box. He collected a urine sample from his daughter, a stool sample from his dog and just for good measure whacked off in a jar, mixed the whole thing together and inserted into the machine.

A few seconds later a message came out which read:

Your daughter is pregnat, your dog has worms, and if you do not quit jerking off your tennis elbow will never heal.

WildBlueSooner · 04-07-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ca21455

A man came up to his friend and told him about a great new invention, a drive up medical office. You drive up, insert your sample and in a few seconds a diagnosis appears. He had gone there last week, inserted a sample of his rash and out out came a prescription. The medicine worked great and in a few days his rash was gone.

Thinking this is just dumb, the man ignored his friends comments but a few days later a fellow worker came by and told him how he was feeling terrible and went to the drive up medical office. He inserted a urine sample and a few seconds later received a prescription and after a few days felt great.

Well thinking this whole thing was just a scam the man decided to fool the doc in a box. He collected a urine sample from his daughter, a stool sample from his dog and just for good measure whacked off in a jar, mixed the whole thing together and inserted into the machine.

A few seconds later a message came out which read:

Your daughter is pregnat, your dog has worms, and if you do not quit jerking off your tennis elbow will never heal.

nice! Thanks for contributing....come on guys and gals, I know you know some good dirty jokes!

04-07-2009, 05:59 PM	#1
ca21455 Working on Reality Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: John Location: Backyard Posts: 393 Trading: (7)	Re: Some great dirty jokes! A man came up to his friend and told him about a great new invention, a drive up medical office. You drive up, insert your sample and in a few seconds a diagnosis appears. He had gone there last week, inserted a sample of his rash and out out came a prescription. The medicine worked great and in a few days his rash was gone. Thinking this is just dumb, the man ignored his friends comments but a few days later a fellow worker came by and told him how he was feeling terrible and went to the drive up medical office. He inserted a urine sample and a few seconds later received a prescription and after a few days felt great. Well thinking this whole thing was just a scam the man decided to fool the doc in a box. He collected a urine sample from his daughter, a stool sample from his dog and just for good measure whacked off in a jar, mixed the whole thing together and inserted into the machine. A few seconds later a message came out which read: Your daughter is pregnat, your dog has worms, and if you do not quit jerking off your tennis elbow will never heal.