Looking for free fat black pens from funeral homes

03-22-2009, 06:44 PM

Gentleman lol I thank you. I liked the one I managed to get at my stepfather's funeral (whole bunch of moral issues there, but mom seemed to find it funny?) but it's going dead I'm afraid. I dunno, the death thing just interested me; I wanted to one day buy a casket early, and use it for a bookcase before I needed it - considered it an investment, really - stop staring like that

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As for crayons, I dare someone here to judge me for eating something as delicious as mango-orange delight when I was three...exactly.

Thanks again for anyone who helps, and props to emjay for the title recognition

Kegan the Curious Cadaver who Casually Collects Curious Concerning Cemeteries et Cetera.

chippewastud79 · 03-22-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by kzm007

I dunno, the death thing just interested me; I wanted to one day buy a casket early, and use it for a bookcase before I needed it - considered it an investment, really - stop staring like that

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Actually, know someone who has done that and uses it as a coffee table. Its not as akward or odd as you may think, lots more people have done such a thing. No point in having to have someone buy a coffin for $1000+ for you and get no use out of besides burying it in dirt never to be seen again.

Starscream · 03-22-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by kzm007

Kegan the Curious Cadaver who Casually Collects Curious Concerning Cemeteries et Cetera.

Nice use of alliteration. If only I could get my students to figure out the concept.

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

Actually, know someone who has done that and uses it as a coffee table. Its not as akward or odd as you may think, lots more people have done such a thing. No point in having to have someone buy a coffin for $1000+ for you and get no use out of besides burying it in dirt never to be seen again.

That's both cool and kinda wierd at the same time.

tunes · 03-22-2009, 07:39 PM

The nurses will be along shortly to show you to your room.

Hot Stuff x · 03-23-2009, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

Actually, know someone who has done that and uses it as a coffee table. Its not as akward or odd as you may think, lots more people have done such a thing. No point in having to have someone buy a coffin for $1000+ for you and get no use out of besides burying it in dirt never to be seen again.

I wonder if they seal well enough to be made into a humidor. That might be cool...

lightning9191 · 03-22-2009, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by kzm007

Gentleman lol I thank you. I liked the one I managed to get at my stepfather's funeral (whole bunch of moral issues there, but mom seemed to find it funny?) but it's going dead I'm afraid.

Intentional pun?

M1903A1 · 03-22-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by kzm007

As for crayons, I dare someone here to judge me for eating something as delicious as mango-orange delight when I was three...exactly.

Must've been the old stock...with the red lead....

icehog3 · 03-23-2009, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by kzm007

I wanted to one day buy a casket early, and use it for a bookcase before I needed it - considered it an investment, really - stop staring like that

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Need a beer cooler?

03-23-2009, 08:35 AM

Omg YES! And I hate beer

What's happened to my funeral homie thread?

rizzle · 03-24-2009, 09:11 AM

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Need a beer cooler?

For as long as it looks like he's been drinking PBR, he's prolly about ready for that casket.

03-24-2009, 10:13 PM

lol my brother swills it, too. I don't care for it, Tastes...off to me, not really a beer flavor I don't think. Dunno why?

03-22-2009, 06:44 PM	#1
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h Gentleman lol I thank you. I liked the one I managed to get at my stepfather's funeral (whole bunch of moral issues there, but mom seemed to find it funny?) but it's going dead I'm afraid. I dunno, the death thing just interested me; I wanted to one day buy a casket early, and use it for a bookcase before I needed it - considered it an investment, really - stop staring like that ! As for crayons, I dare someone here to judge me for eating something as delicious as mango-orange delight when I was three...exactly. Thanks again for anyone who helps, and props to emjay for the title recognition Kegan the Curious Cadaver who Casually Collects Curious Concerning Cemeteries et Cetera.

03-22-2009, 07:39 PM	#4
tunes Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Bruce Location: East of the Mississippi Posts: 220 Trading: (3)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h The nurses will be along shortly to show you to your room. __________________ What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

03-23-2009, 08:35 AM	#9
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h Omg YES! And I hate beer What's happened to my funeral homie thread?

03-24-2009, 10:13 PM	#11
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h lol my brother swills it, too. I don't care for it, Tastes...off to me, not really a beer flavor I don't think. Dunno why?