BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever

massphatness · 03-13-2009, 02:11 PM

Me: It's a good thing Bao has a girlfriend.

Mugen910 · 03-13-2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

Me: It's a good thing Bao has a girlfriend.

true!!! I'd still be a virgin like Mr. Reindeer..

03-13-2009, 02:18 PM

From the AWESOME T.V. show "Millionaire Matchmaker"....something along the lines of:

Guy: "Hi, you know, not to brag or anything, but I've got a LOT of money. Do you like to go shopping? Because I like to pamper a woman and take her shopping and give her the enjoyment that I receive being in her company. And some guys really mind if it seems you're after their money. I don't. You don't have to do anything like cooking or cleaning, you can just spend my money. And I have a lot of it."

Girl: "But I like to cook and clean."

Guy: "Oh, well, you don't have to, is all I'm saying."

Ok, now youngins...I'm not suggesting you use this line. No, definitely don't use this line.

03-13-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910

true!!! I'd still be a virgin like Mr. Reindeer..

Okay, it's true. And Mean D is the father of our child, I guess.

Mugen910 · 03-13-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer

Okay, it's true. And Mean D is the father of our child, I guess.

that poor poor child...didn't even have a chance at a good looks then..

You must be a speeding ticket...because you got FINE written all over you!!

LookAtBigErn82 · 03-13-2009, 02:33 PM

"Lets go back to my place and play army. I'll lay down and you can blow me away."

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, would it be ok if I came and visited you during the holidays?"

Whee · 03-13-2009, 02:35 PM

You must be milk, cuz you do my body good!

I feel a little dirty now...

03-13-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LookAtBigErn82

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, would it be ok if I came and visited you during the holidays?"

BETWEEN THE HOLIDAYS!!!

Damn...you young'ns can't get a simple pickup line right!!!

tunes · 03-13-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tobii3

BETWEEN THE HOLIDAYS!!!

Damn...you young'ns can't get a simple pickup line right!!!

BamBam · 03-13-2009, 06:59 PM

The word of the day is "Legs"...spread the word

Montano · 09-21-2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910

You must be a speeding ticket...because you got FINE written all over you!!

Nabinger16 · 03-13-2009, 02:13 PM

If you were a screen door, I would slam you all night long!

You must be a General, cause you're making my privates stand at attention!

03-13-2009, 02:11 PM	#1
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever Me: It's a good thing Bao has a girlfriend. __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

03-13-2009, 02:18 PM	#3
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever From the AWESOME T.V. show "Millionaire Matchmaker"....something along the lines of: Guy: "Hi, you know, not to brag or anything, but I've got a LOT of money. Do you like to go shopping? Because I like to pamper a woman and take her shopping and give her the enjoyment that I receive being in her company. And some guys really mind if it seems you're after their money. I don't. You don't have to do anything like cooking or cleaning, you can just spend my money. And I have a lot of it." Girl: "But I like to cook and clean." Guy: "Oh, well, you don't have to, is all I'm saying." Ok, now youngins...I'm not suggesting you use this line. No, definitely don't use this line.

03-13-2009, 02:33 PM	#6
LookAtBigErn82 Munson, Roy E.?? Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Steve Location: Kenosha, WI Posts: 178 Trading: (12)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever "Lets go back to my place and play army. I'll lay down and you can blow me away." "If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, would it be ok if I came and visited you during the holidays?" __________________ Finally, Big Ern is above the law!!

03-13-2009, 02:35 PM	#7
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,592 Trading: (17)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever You must be milk, cuz you do my body good! I feel a little dirty now... __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

03-13-2009, 06:59 PM	#10
BamBam Just Pipin' Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,299 Trading: (37)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever The word of the day is "Legs"...spread the word

03-13-2009, 02:13 PM	#12
Nabinger16 Drowning Ex Gorilla Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Trent Location: Indiana Posts: 292 Trading: (8)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever If you were a screen door, I would slam you all night long! You must be a General, cause you're making my privates stand at attention!