Things People Do That Amaze You

[Genetic Defect]

Originally Posted by shilala

I had to sit in revocation court a few months ago. I went as a character witness but never had to speak.
While I was there I got to hear a never-ending stream of stupidity that bordered on retardation. I thought "Dood, you've had months to craft a lie. Couldn't you at least have enough respect for the judge's intelligence to get some help making up your lie?"
Just when I thought I'd heard the worst lie I ever heard, the next knucklehead would step up and do one better.
How you guys stand it, I'll never know.

they go to school tolearn to lie

as for the idiot at taco bell I would have taken my bag and sat at the table