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Dad Jokester Supreme
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You can't please everyone, so you might as well decide who you're gonna piss off and have fun doing it!
(My motto for dealing with unrealistic project managers)
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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It is what it is
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" - Herm Albright
Thought that was a great quote I saw a few years back.
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"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt." ~ Sun Tzu |
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Never go in the woods without enough gun to kill anything you will come across.
No Fat Chicks If you are going to fail.. Might as well go down inverted, spinning, with your hair on fire. (as per my college roommate) |
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Yes I am a Pirate
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W
Posts: 2,776
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Life's experience:
You will ALWAYS need the useless piece of junk from the workshop that you discarded the day before the last trash pick-up. Duct Tape, Bailing wire and WD-40. If these don't fix it, time for a cigar.
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Knowhutimean, Vern?
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Andy
Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA
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Be nice to restaraunt workers. You never know what they may do to your food in the kitchen.
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