|
![]() |
#15 |
Feeling Better!
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Christian
Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando)
Posts: 717
Trading: (2)
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
I used to work at an Italian restaurant (rhymes with "Slap a Bony Shill") and this one server used to make a habit of picking at uneaten food after he brought it back to the kitchen, before he scraped the plate to put it in the "to be washed" area.
One day, a manager accosted him and said "Dude, don't do that, you might catch AIDS from that pizza!" To which he replied, "Not unless they [insert slang term for masturbated] on it first!"
__________________
When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? |
![]() |
![]() |