You know your getting older when.......

When you try to remember what you had for supper last night, and find out the meal you are remembering was from 3 months ago.

When you write the date on a peice of paperwork, and realize you are still dating things January 2008.

When you write on your schedule when you think you will need to change you transmission fluid, even though its not until July 2009.

The first time you ask your wife to "darn my socks, please"

When you hesitate to try new foods in a restaurant because don't know what they will do to your colon.

When you actually find that satisfaction Capt Kirk was talking about regarding the benefits of fibre; discovering that he is actually quite an effective spokesperson for "whatever that cereal was"

Cheers

Cyanide