A retired Marine Colonel told me this one tonite

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Little Johnny’s neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Little Johnny looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.” “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.” The mother said, “Why, thank you, Little Johnny.”

“Can he see?” asked Little Johnny. The mother proudly replied, “Yes… we are so thankful, the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision “

Little Johnny replied, “That’s great….cuz he’d be f****ed if he needed glasses.”