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#8 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
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part 2
~ Without geometry, life is pointless. ~ When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. ~ Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. ~ When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. ~ A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. ~ What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). ~ In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. ~ A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. ~ Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. ~ When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. ~ The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. ~ A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. ~ A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. ~ A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. ~ A plateau is a high form of flattery. ~ The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. ~ Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. ~ When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. ~ Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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