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Old 06-10-2018, 03:23 PM   #1
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"Lifestyle Ambient synthetic hair large size hygrometer"? No thank you! My hygrometers use REAL hair. Preferably obtained from strangers on public transportation. Sure, I get slapped a lot, and MAN the amount of restraining orders against me is just ridiculous. But when I smoke my cigars...well, it's all worth it then.
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Old 06-10-2018, 05:49 PM   #2
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"Lifestyle Ambient synthetic hair large size hygrometer"? No thank you! My hygrometers use REAL hair. Preferably obtained from strangers on public transportation. Sure, I get slapped a lot, and MAN the amount of restraining orders against me is just ridiculous. But when I smoke my cigars...well, it's all worth it then.
We take our cigars seriously and maybe some of our obsession is voodoo and hair samples plucked from unwitting strangers is just one example of what a true cigar smoker goes through beyond just the glares and sniffs from offended non-smokers.

Imagine a min-smokers horror if they knew you plucked their hair to precisely calibrate the humidity level of the very cigar they find offensive? Is this irony?
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My hygrometers use REAL hair. Preferably obtained from strangers on pubic
Fixed it for silkstring's benefit. Although there is NOTHING silky 'bout those strings.

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Imagine a min-smokers horror if they knew you plucked their hair to precisely calibrate the humidity level of the very cigar they find offensive? Is this irony?
Yes. Yes it is.
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