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Old 04-29-2017, 07:53 AM   #1
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A woman went to her gynecologist for the first time. The doctor sorta got wide-eyed and she asked “WHAT IS IT?” He said, “Well I'm sorry, but that's the LARGEST vagina that I've ever seen on a woman before.” She felt bad, so later that evening, before her husband came home from work, she was trying to look for herself. She actually tried a mirror too, to see exactly how large her ginny was. So she finally put the mirror on the floor, and was standing over it and looking down at the reflection. Her husband walked in the front door unexpectedly, and he asked her, “What the heck are you doing?” She stammered and said, "Oh, I'm just doing some aerobic exercises." Then he made the mistake of saying, "Well be careful, and try not to fall through that big hole in the floor."
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Old 04-29-2017, 08:02 AM   #2
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Old 04-29-2017, 08:22 AM   #3
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a dirty joke and all of a sudden Keith is alive
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Old 04-29-2017, 09:24 AM   #4
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Old 04-29-2017, 02:38 PM   #5
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"Jeez Doc, ya didn't have to say it twice!"
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