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Old 05-17-2017, 08:35 AM   #1
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I pulled into the gas station to get a drink. When I walked up I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw her and thought, "Is she stupid?!! With the cops right there too?!"

But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees.

Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car. I was thinking, "She shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said...





"WAVING A FIREARM."
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Old 05-17-2017, 10:09 AM   #2
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Ouch!!!
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Old 05-17-2017, 11:42 AM   #3
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Old 05-17-2017, 12:44 PM   #4
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That joke should be against the law.
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Old 11-02-2017, 10:38 AM   #5
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DOH!
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