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Old 06-20-2017, 03:34 PM   #1
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Default Treatment for sunburn

A friend of mine was suffering, and I mean SUFFERING from red lobster syndrome after a week at the beach. Blistered from head to toe.

I told him, "You know, I have a treatment for that sunburn."

Tommy: Really? What is it?
Me: Viagra
Tommy: What's that going to do for me?
Me: It does nothing for the pain but it sure as hell keeps the sheets off your legs!
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Old 06-20-2017, 03:52 PM   #2
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I giggled.
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Old 11-02-2017, 10:37 AM   #3
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