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Old 05-17-2017, 12:12 PM   #1
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When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text:

"I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on
my life. She is a shining example of parenthood, and I love her more than
words could ever do justice."

At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up
with a sly grin and said, "Sorry, but it's really hard to read my mother's
handwriting."
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