What cliche drives you crazy?

shilala · 02-01-2009, 08:48 PM

It never fails that some wad will say "Wanna do mine next?" when I'm washing my car.

mikeyj23 · 02-02-2009, 04:55 AM

When people hear my name is Michael Jordan they think they have something clever to say - all of them are junk. My favorite?

"Did your parents name you that on purpose?"

No, b*tch, they drew the name out of a hat.

shilala · 02-02-2009, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyj23

When people hear my name is Michael Jordan they think they have something clever to say - all of them are junk. My favorite?

"Did your parents name you that on purpose?"

No, b*tch, they drew the name out of a hat.

Just be glad it wasn't Michael Bolton.

02-02-2009, 07:17 AM

I agree with if you friends jumped off a cliff one. My mom used to use that all the time until i was about 15 and I answered yes and spun on my heels. She cracked up and stopped using it.

Gargoyle · 02-02-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by darb85

I agree with if you friends jumped off a cliff one. My mom used to use that all the time until i was about 15 and I answered yes and spun on my heels. She cracked up and stopped using it.

My mom used that one on me as well... I asked "if everyong breathed oxygen, do you think it might be a good idea?" I didn't end the argument though... I was just being a smart a$$ and got in more trouble with that one.

loki · 02-02-2009, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

It never fails that some wad will say "Wanna do mine next?" when I'm washing my car.

"sure.....(watch their eyes light up) for $200"

02-01-2009, 08:48 PM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: What cliche drives you crazy? It never fails that some wad will say "Wanna do mine next?" when I'm washing my car. __________________

02-02-2009, 04:55 AM	#2
mikeyj23 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Michael Location: Texas Posts: 635 Trading: (10)	Re: What cliche drives you crazy? When people hear my name is Michael Jordan they think they have something clever to say - all of them are junk. My favorite? "Did your parents name you that on purpose?" No, b*tch, they drew the name out of a hat.

02-02-2009, 07:17 AM	#4
darb85 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What cliche drives you crazy? I agree with if you friends jumped off a cliff one. My mom used to use that all the time until i was about 15 and I answered yes and spun on my heels. She cracked up and stopped using it.