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Admiral Douchebag
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Alien.
"Get away from her, you b@tch!!"
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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Life is for living
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Aliens
Man1: Hey, Sweden! Man2: They're not Swedish, Mac. They're Norwegian.
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