wife bought me a cheap pipe. What now?

The.Sheepdog · 08-01-2015, 02:38 PM

Good woman you got. Immediately get two more pipes and tell her it is so you can rotate. You have to smoke the one she gave you at least once so she knows you used it. Smoke the other two, one of which should be a Missouri Meerschaum. Get some aromatic tobac even if you dont like aromatic and smoke it where she can smell it once in a while.

She will be a happy woman and not kvetch even if you get 20 more pipes. Like I said you are a blessed man.

08-01-2015, 02:38 PM	#3
The.Sheepdog I Need More Pipes! Join Date: Nov 2014 First Name: Bill Location: Central Florida Posts: 313 Trading: (0)	Re: wife bought me a cheap pipe. What now? Good woman you got. Immediately get two more pipes and tell her it is so you can rotate. You have to smoke the one she gave you at least once so she knows you used it. Smoke the other two, one of which should be a Missouri Meerschaum. Get some aromatic tobac even if you dont like aromatic and smoke it where she can smell it once in a while. She will be a happy woman and not kvetch even if you get 20 more pipes. Like I said you are a blessed man.