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Life is for living
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"They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"
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Admiral Douchebag
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"Ed, have you noticed that the older you get, the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you'll be dating sperm."
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark! ![]() |
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