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Splitter of Hairs
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"Now Katherine, are you going to believe what you see, or what I tell you?"
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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
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Life is for living
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"'Slow ahead.' I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this s--t."
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A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone |
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Splitter of Hairs
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"They drew first blood, not me."
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Admiral Douchebag
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First Blood.
"Except for my kid bein' born, this is the greatest night in the history of my life."
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark! ![]() |
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