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Old 01-28-2009, 10:54 AM   #1
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Default Re: Things to do on an Elevator

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Two people on an elevator, one farts, everybody knows who did it.

Apologies to George Carlin.
It's all about the timing. You fart as you're getting off on your floor. (most effective if you can do it just as the doors are closing)
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Old 01-28-2009, 10:56 AM   #2
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It's all about the timing. You fart as you're getting off on your floor. (most effective if you can do it just as the doors are closing)


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Old 01-28-2009, 11:30 AM   #3
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Default Re: Things to do on an Elevator

If you are alone in the elevator, face the back corner with legs slightly spread. When the next person goes to get on, act surprised, say "sorry" and turn back around, checking to make sure your fly is closed.

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