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Have My Own Room
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"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman |
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Will ninja for beer
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Romeo Must Die
"The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks"
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Admiral Douchebag
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Will ninja for beer
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Admiral Douchebag
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Will ninja for beer
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But it's such an easy one, Tom
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#788 |
Still Watching My Back
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Shawshank Redemption
Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.
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Life is for living
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"Oh wait...was she a great big fat person?"
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A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone |
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Benn/Seguin best friends
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Life is for living
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"Now Ned, them whores are going to tell different lies than you. And when their lies ain't the same as your lies...well, I ain't gonna hurt no woman. But I'm gonna hurt you. And not gentle like before...but bad."
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Splitter of Hairs
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"Send wire, main office, tell them I said "ow". Gotcha!"
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Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
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Have My Own Room
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~new one~ BULLSHIT! Stop this thing! I ORDER YOU!
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Yes I am a Pirate
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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly! New one: "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room"
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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Life is for living
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"Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away."
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Still Watching My Back
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Article 4 Free Inhabitant
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Article 4 Free Inhabitant
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