Achmed the Dead Terrorist

markem · 02-10-2014, 12:50 PM

Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

RUNYYFan · 02-10-2014, 04:13 PM

Sheesh!

Another gem in the article: "In other violence in Iraq..."

02-10-2014, 12:50 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,659 Trading: (47)	Re: Achmed the Dead Terrorist Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

02-10-2014, 04:13 PM	#2
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Achmed the Dead Terrorist Sheesh! Another gem in the article: "In other violence in Iraq..." __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.