Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.

shilala · 09-24-2013, 08:44 AM

I consider haiku rules to be unnecessarily restraining and borderline Marxist, Ben.
Plus I don't know them, and I couldn't possibly do one even if I gave it an honest effort.
You should see how excited I get when I make a rhyme by mistake. That's cause I suck at poetry, too.

Blueface · 09-24-2013, 08:53 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I find the winter dred
So screw being there with you

pektel · 09-24-2013, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

I consider haiku rules to be unnecessarily restraining and borderline Marxist, Ben.
Plus I don't know them, and I couldn't possibly do one even if I gave it an honest effort.
You should see how excited I get when I make a rhyme by mistake. That's cause I suck at poetry, too.

Five short syllables
Seven longer syllables
Five more syllables.

So there you have it
A haiku definition
Typed as a haiku.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

09-24-2013, 08:44 AM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. I consider haiku rules to be unnecessarily restraining and borderline Marxist, Ben. Plus I don't know them, and I couldn't possibly do one even if I gave it an honest effort. You should see how excited I get when I make a rhyme by mistake. That's cause I suck at poetry, too. __________________

09-24-2013, 08:53 AM	#2
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. Roses are red Violets are blue I find the winter dred So screw being there with you __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian