Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.

Blak Smyth · 09-23-2013, 10:55 AM

There was once a gentle lad named Scott,
who felt a cold draft on his crotch.
Dealing with his frustration of age,
he danced in a pantless rage.

While this thread may become a roast,
at least you've got hotdog bun toast!
So stay warm by the fire, Until you expire.
Or go build me a Partagas boat!

Blueface · 09-23-2013, 11:33 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
While your sidewalk freezes
I'll be catching the South Florida breezes
But don't you fret thinking it will be all fun
Everyone knows you can burn in the Florida sun
So as you get your shovels in motion
I will be putting on my protective lotion

09-23-2013, 10:55 AM	#1
Blak Smyth Think Blue! Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: SD Location: THE WOOD Posts: 8,486 Trading: (52)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. There was once a gentle lad named Scott, who felt a cold draft on his crotch. Dealing with his frustration of age, he danced in a pantless rage. While this thread may become a roast, at least you've got hotdog bun toast! So stay warm by the fire, Until you expire. Or go build me a Partagas boat! __________________ SUPPORT OUR TROOPS Last edited by Blak Smyth; 09-23-2013 at 11:05 AM.

09-23-2013, 11:33 AM	#2
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. Roses are red Violets are blue While your sidewalk freezes I'll be catching the South Florida breezes But don't you fret thinking it will be all fun Everyone knows you can burn in the Florida sun So as you get your shovels in motion I will be putting on my protective lotion __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian